luni, 30 noiembrie 2009
Speechless...again :|
luni, 23 noiembrie 2009
Votati?
Femei vs. Barbati

Un barbat analizeaza articolul nehotarat din limba romana
Stau si ma gandesc: oare e intamplator faptul ca tot ce denumeste ceva care te enerveaza, te pune in pericol, sau te distruge pare a fi FEMININ? Iar apoi tot ce ne alina, ne bucura si ne mai da un tel in viata este de natura MASCULINA?
Voi sunteti O ploaie, O zapada, O grindina, O furtuna. Noi suntem UN soare, UN timp frumos, UN paradis. Stau si ma uit, chiar nu aveti noroc: O bucatarie, O vesela, O matura, O caldura, O mizerie.
Noi suntem UN repaus linistit intr-UN fotoliu confortabil, citind destinsi UN ziar si ascultand UN jurnal, asta daca nu veniti voi sa semanati O discordie sau sa ne faceti O sicana. Va dati mari ca aveti O telecomanda, dar priviti la UN televizor, unde noi alegem UN post care il dorim. In trecut, pentru a face calcule aveati O numaratoare prapadita, acum barbatii au inventat UN calculator.
Si ceea ce va defineste, sexul, tot UN sex se spune si niciodata O sex. Cand va simtiti bine, traiti, nu-i asa, UN orgasm, iar daca o dati in bara va alegeti cu O frustrare. Voi puteti avea O carte de credit dar aceasta nu inseamna nimic fara UN cont.
Ce poate provoca O problema care se poate transforma intr-O catastrofa? O eroare de pilotaj, O pana de benzina, O proasta
vizibilitate, O intrerupere de curent. Voi pentru a ne inrobi doriti O casatorie dar exista si eliberarea care este UN divort.
Este limpede ca limba romana a fost inventata de UN barbat, care nu v-a avut deloc la suflet (mai, si asta tot UN suflet este!)…
sâmbătă, 14 noiembrie 2009
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